1 00:00:00,621 --> 00:00:02,041 - [Narrator] Warning. 2 00:00:02,071 --> 00:00:03,801 The following program contains really coarse language, 3 00:00:03,831 --> 00:00:05,801 weed, alcohol consumption, 4 00:00:05,833 --> 00:00:08,083 smoking, and sexual inferences. 5 00:00:09,802 --> 00:00:12,912 This content may not be suitable for viewers under 18. 6 00:00:12,943 --> 00:00:14,293 To activate parental controls, 7 00:00:14,324 --> 00:00:17,024 please press the big go [beep] yourself button 8 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:18,361 on your remote control. 9 00:00:19,950 --> 00:00:23,060 [calm music plays] 10 00:00:30,996 --> 00:00:32,476 - This fucking girl from England, 11 00:00:32,515 --> 00:00:36,415 who's claimed she's banged over 20 ghosts, 12 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:38,310 and now she's engaged to one [laughs]. 13 00:00:38,590 --> 00:00:39,830 - Okay 14 00:00:39,867 --> 00:00:41,417 - [Man In Blue Shirt] Are you fucking kidding me [laughs]? 15 00:00:41,455 --> 00:00:42,795 - Just you're saying that into my good ear. 16 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:46,145 - I know , I even watched her fucking interview she's-- 17 00:00:46,184 --> 00:00:48,054 - [Man In Black Shirt] She banged 20 ghosts. 18 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:49,362 - Yep. 19 00:00:49,394 --> 00:00:50,674 - And now she's engaged to a ghost. 20 00:00:50,705 --> 00:00:54,635 - Apparently they're better lovers than real men. 21 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:58,538 - Wow, she's just gotta. 22 00:00:58,575 --> 00:00:59,645 - [Ricky] And she's fucking them. 23 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,130 She's not a bad looking girl. 24 00:01:01,164 --> 00:01:02,654 I don't really get it, it's weird. 25 00:01:02,683 --> 00:01:05,313 - I get it, she's got a couple of screws loose. 26 00:01:05,341 --> 00:01:06,201 - Yeah, that's probably-- 27 00:01:06,238 --> 00:01:07,898 - She wants wants to have a baby 28 00:01:07,929 --> 00:01:10,139 with this ghost she's engaged to. 29 00:01:10,173 --> 00:01:11,803 So they're asking her, you know, "well is 30 00:01:11,830 --> 00:01:12,870 "it gonna be a human baby?" 31 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:14,700 And she said, "well, I'm hoping. 32 00:01:14,729 --> 00:01:16,839 "But, if it's not, you know, 33 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:19,079 "it'll probably be a phantom baby". 34 00:01:19,113 --> 00:01:20,293 - Well, you know what? 35 00:01:20,321 --> 00:01:22,221 - She believes in phantom pregnancies, I guess. 36 00:01:22,254 --> 00:01:24,084 - But that's her only way out of this. 37 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:25,808 For her to actually have a ghost baby. 38 00:01:25,844 --> 00:01:26,954 That's the only way she can get 39 00:01:26,983 --> 00:01:29,713 out of fucking not looking like a crazy-- 40 00:01:29,744 --> 00:01:31,134 - Oh no, she still looks-- - Well, you know what? 41 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,200 I feel bad for her - She still looks good. 42 00:01:33,231 --> 00:01:38,131 - I feel actually sorry for her because she's clearly-- 43 00:01:38,167 --> 00:01:40,407 - Insane. - Out of her mind. 44 00:01:40,445 --> 00:01:43,065 - Maybe she's not, maybe she's happier than all of us. 45 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,453 She sure fucking seems like it. 46 00:01:44,483 --> 00:01:47,253 She met her fucking fiance ghost 47 00:01:48,211 --> 00:01:49,701 in Australia on an nature hike [snickers]. 48 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:53,145 And then she's like, "normally when I sleep with a ghost, 49 00:01:53,182 --> 00:01:55,252 "I have to leave the ghost at the scene 50 00:01:55,287 --> 00:01:56,937 "cause they can't really move around". 51 00:01:56,978 --> 00:02:00,358 But, she said "I was surprised when I was flying home. 52 00:02:00,396 --> 00:02:01,496 - "He was on the plane". 53 00:02:01,535 --> 00:02:02,845 - And they went to the bathroom. 54 00:02:02,881 --> 00:02:04,611 And now she's part of the mile high club. 55 00:02:04,641 --> 00:02:05,851 - No, with a ghost? 56 00:02:05,884 --> 00:02:08,344 You're fucking kidding me. 57 00:02:08,369 --> 00:02:09,779 [man in blue shirt chuckles] 58 00:02:09,819 --> 00:02:10,849 - [Man In Black T-Shirt] Can We go get drunk now? 59 00:02:10,889 --> 00:02:11,719 Can we stop this? 60 00:02:11,752 --> 00:02:12,582 - Yes, I'm outta... 61 00:02:12,615 --> 00:02:13,505 I need another beer. 62 00:02:13,547 --> 00:02:14,997 - What the fuck, she seems... 63 00:02:15,031 --> 00:02:16,031 She said the fucking... 64 00:02:16,066 --> 00:02:17,136 She was just sitting on the plane, 65 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:19,551 and all of a sudden she felt the ghost 66 00:02:19,587 --> 00:02:21,797 and the guy was like, "what, did you get hugged? 67 00:02:21,831 --> 00:02:23,941 She's like, "no, I felt him". 68 00:02:23,971 --> 00:02:27,181 Like I think he must have been inside of her, in the seat. 69 00:02:27,216 --> 00:02:28,386 And then they took it to the bathroom. 70 00:02:28,424 --> 00:02:30,224 - So ghosts just float around 71 00:02:30,253 --> 00:02:32,293 and just fuck whoever they want, do they? 72 00:02:32,324 --> 00:02:33,844 - That's quite a fuckin'-- 73 00:02:33,877 --> 00:02:35,707 - Right through clothing too. 74 00:02:35,741 --> 00:02:36,741 - Quite a thing. 75 00:02:36,777 --> 00:02:37,737 - Well, he's a ghost. 76 00:02:37,778 --> 00:02:39,018 He can fuckin... 77 00:02:39,055 --> 00:02:41,325 He could be in between her skin and the clothing. 78 00:02:41,368 --> 00:02:42,608 He could fit right in that-- 79 00:02:42,645 --> 00:02:44,915 - They said, "is he old?" - Little microscopic gap. 80 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:47,677 - And she said, "yeah, he's been around for a long time. 81 00:02:47,719 --> 00:02:49,309 "He's very wise". 82 00:02:49,341 --> 00:02:51,171 - So he's good at banging too, obviously. 83 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:53,025 - He's been fuckin' for centuries now. 84 00:02:53,069 --> 00:02:54,419 [man in blue shirt chuckles] 85 00:02:54,450 --> 00:02:55,310 - [Man In Blue Shirt] So I went to the props department, 86 00:02:55,347 --> 00:02:57,067 and found this big bag of dicks. 87 00:02:57,107 --> 00:02:59,037 [bag crackling] 88 00:02:59,075 --> 00:03:00,275 So, I figure what we'll do. 89 00:03:01,388 --> 00:03:03,248 Tie a bunch of these together in a big ball. 90 00:03:03,286 --> 00:03:04,286 Put that on a pulley up to the ceiling. 91 00:03:04,322 --> 00:03:05,912 They hit a trip wire, [bell dings] 92 00:03:05,944 --> 00:03:08,844 of the big fucking ball of dicks, smack, right in the face. 93 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,192 It's gonna be fuckin' awesome. 94 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:14,465 So just take about four dicks, I guess. 95 00:03:14,504 --> 00:03:16,614 Grab 'em by the ball sack. 96 00:03:16,644 --> 00:03:18,544 Then tie them around the ball sack. 97 00:03:18,577 --> 00:03:21,437 Leave a bit of length so you can tie them all together. 98 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:27,070 I can't wait to see the fuckin' look on their face 99 00:03:27,103 --> 00:03:28,243 when they get hit in the face 100 00:03:28,277 --> 00:03:30,797 with about fuckin' 25 dicks. 101 00:03:30,831 --> 00:03:31,761 Fuck you. 102 00:03:31,797 --> 00:03:34,137 All right, well we've got six left, 103 00:03:34,179 --> 00:03:35,459 so we'll just tie all these little guys 104 00:03:35,491 --> 00:03:38,801 and do a little six fuckin' pod here. 105 00:03:41,497 --> 00:03:43,977 That'd be weird if you had one of those. 106 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:44,876 Huh [laughs]? 107 00:03:46,087 --> 00:03:47,567 What would you do with that? 108 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:52,201 All right, so once you get dicks your all tied off... 109 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,892 It's kind of weird how that worked out. 110 00:03:54,924 --> 00:03:56,314 Two groups. 111 00:03:56,339 --> 00:03:58,859 You wanna tie them all together. 112 00:03:58,893 --> 00:04:00,763 So you get some fucking twine. 113 00:04:02,483 --> 00:04:04,353 Circle it around all the balls. 114 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:10,281 Fuck off. 115 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:13,844 All right, holy fuck that's heavy. 116 00:04:13,874 --> 00:04:15,574 That's gonna fucking hurt. 117 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:19,160 So getting a big ball of dicks in the face is not great, 118 00:04:19,189 --> 00:04:22,399 but getting a big ball of butter dicks 119 00:04:22,434 --> 00:04:24,444 in the face is even fuckin' worse. 120 00:04:25,610 --> 00:04:26,960 And then, you know, when someone's got coming 121 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:28,160 through the offs 122 00:04:28,198 --> 00:04:29,548 and they got butter and shit all over them, 123 00:04:29,579 --> 00:04:32,199 and you say, "hey, dick butter, "the fuck are you doing 124 00:04:32,237 --> 00:04:34,407 "in my fuckin', my office? 125 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:36,519 "Fuckin' with all my tools and shit". 126 00:04:36,552 --> 00:04:38,452 So, that's gonna be... 127 00:04:38,485 --> 00:04:40,345 Oh, that's fucking nasty. 128 00:04:42,351 --> 00:04:44,661 Oh, they feel so weird. 129 00:04:47,010 --> 00:04:49,010 All right, so imagine taking that fucking thing 130 00:04:49,047 --> 00:04:50,637 in the fucking face. 131 00:04:52,533 --> 00:04:55,883 All right, so now I'm gonna take my big ball of dicks 132 00:04:55,916 --> 00:04:57,496 all buttered up. 133 00:04:57,538 --> 00:04:59,368 Gonna hang 'em from the ceiling from the pulleys. 134 00:04:59,402 --> 00:05:01,372 Set up my little trip wire, 135 00:05:01,404 --> 00:05:02,794 and we're gonna see on camera next time 136 00:05:02,819 --> 00:05:04,509 who's fuckin' with me cause they're gonna get this right 137 00:05:04,545 --> 00:05:05,925 in the fuckin' face. 138 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,830 [tense music plays] [foot steps approaching] 139 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:10,140 [pulley creaks] 140 00:05:10,171 --> 00:05:12,171 Just setting the last of my trip wire here 141 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:14,418 for the big ball of butter dicks. 142 00:05:14,452 --> 00:05:16,072 So everybody be careful here. 143 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:18,278 Don't hit this fucking wire or you're gonna get a big ball 144 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,248 of butter dicks right in the fucking face. 145 00:05:20,285 --> 00:05:22,145 Which would be kind of funny, but. 146 00:05:22,183 --> 00:05:24,363 All right, now that's done. 147 00:05:24,393 --> 00:05:27,333 We're gonna move on to fuck you trap number three. 148 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:29,161 [bell dings] The flour blaster. 149 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:30,020 [upbeat music plays] 150 00:05:30,053 --> 00:05:32,713 [flour sprays] 151 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:35,610 The flour blaster is a great way to fuck someone 152 00:05:35,645 --> 00:05:36,675 over especially if they get hit 153 00:05:36,715 --> 00:05:37,955 with the fucking piss balloons first 154 00:05:37,992 --> 00:05:38,962 and they get hit with flour. 155 00:05:38,993 --> 00:05:39,993 I mean, it's gonna be pretty easy 156 00:05:40,029 --> 00:05:41,649 to tell who the fuck has been in here 157 00:05:41,686 --> 00:05:42,996 and fucking with all my stuff. 158 00:05:43,032 --> 00:05:44,622 So, with the flour blaster, 159 00:05:44,654 --> 00:05:46,694 you're gonna need an air compressor. 160 00:05:46,725 --> 00:05:48,795 Just need a little bag of flour about this size. 161 00:05:48,831 --> 00:05:51,181 You wanna run a fucking tube like this 162 00:05:51,212 --> 00:05:52,392 from your compressor. 163 00:05:53,422 --> 00:05:55,802 Cut a little hole in the little baggie here. 164 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:58,391 Don't keep it too big. 165 00:05:58,427 --> 00:06:00,077 The smaller, the better. 166 00:06:00,118 --> 00:06:01,358 Jam your little tube in. 167 00:06:02,431 --> 00:06:04,641 Secure that with a bit of fuckin' duct tape. 168 00:06:05,537 --> 00:06:06,807 And you don't wanna turn the compressor 169 00:06:06,849 --> 00:06:10,019 on until you're done just in case it fucking goes off 170 00:06:10,059 --> 00:06:10,919 and blasts you. 171 00:06:12,337 --> 00:06:13,297 So that's already like that. 172 00:06:13,338 --> 00:06:14,718 You wanna open the bag 173 00:06:14,753 --> 00:06:15,623 and you can just have it sitting here or anything like that. 174 00:06:15,651 --> 00:06:17,241 As soon as they hit a trip wire, 175 00:06:17,273 --> 00:06:19,693 basically the idea is the trip wire is gonna be hooked up 176 00:06:19,724 --> 00:06:20,864 to this little fucking thing, 177 00:06:20,897 --> 00:06:22,307 and then, boom. 178 00:06:22,347 --> 00:06:25,447 [flour sprays] Fuck 179 00:06:26,731 --> 00:06:27,591 Okay. 180 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,839 That wasn't supposed to happen. 181 00:06:31,908 --> 00:06:34,148 [spits] Anyway, it does work pretty fucking good 182 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:34,946 as you can see. 183 00:06:36,050 --> 00:06:38,950 [exhales heavily] So I'm gonna have to reset that. 184 00:06:38,984 --> 00:06:40,954 Run a fucking trip wire. 185 00:06:40,986 --> 00:06:42,186 For fuck sakes [spits]. 186 00:06:44,334 --> 00:06:45,544 We're gonna get to the bottom 187 00:06:45,577 --> 00:06:47,437 of who's been in my fucking shop fuckin with me 188 00:06:47,476 --> 00:06:49,196 and we're gonna fuck them. 189 00:06:49,236 --> 00:06:50,506 This is fucking ridiculous. 190 00:06:50,548 --> 00:06:52,958 Now I got it in my fucking eyes, I can't see. 191 00:06:54,172 --> 00:06:56,862 [metal clanging] [head smacks] 192 00:06:56,899 --> 00:06:57,759 Fuck. 193 00:06:59,349 --> 00:07:00,209 God damn it. 194 00:07:02,318 --> 00:07:05,598 [sighs] Fuck, all right, get out the cut. 195 00:07:05,632 --> 00:07:07,772 I can't see a fucking thing. 196 00:07:07,806 --> 00:07:09,806 I need to smoke a fuckin' joint. 197 00:07:09,843 --> 00:07:10,813 We'll be back. 198 00:07:12,328 --> 00:07:13,358 [upbeat music plays] 199 00:07:13,398 --> 00:07:15,638 - I'm Matty Matheson, and I'm here-- 200 00:07:15,676 --> 00:07:18,846 - I'm Randy. - Ran, not now. 201 00:07:18,886 --> 00:07:19,746 Just chill, man. 202 00:07:19,784 --> 00:07:22,064 I'm Matty Matheson, and I'm here, 203 00:07:22,096 --> 00:07:24,096 and I'm gonna be cooking rappie pie for the boys. 204 00:07:24,133 --> 00:07:27,593 We got Julian and the Ricky and the Bubbles, 205 00:07:27,619 --> 00:07:32,239 and Randy, you're gonna help me carry the bags, okay? 206 00:07:32,279 --> 00:07:34,559 - Yeah, but you're, you're making cheeseburgers, Matty. 207 00:07:34,592 --> 00:07:36,042 - No, I'm not making fuckin' cheeseburgers. 208 00:07:36,076 --> 00:07:37,626 - You're known for your cheeseburgers. 209 00:07:37,664 --> 00:07:38,564 - But that's not what I'm making. 210 00:07:38,596 --> 00:07:40,456 I'm making the boys rappie pie. 211 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:41,704 I wanna make them something I care about. 212 00:07:41,737 --> 00:07:43,427 I don't fucking care about cheeseburgers, man. 213 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,093 - But I don't want dessert, Matty. 214 00:07:45,119 --> 00:07:46,539 I want a nice cheeseburger. 215 00:07:46,569 --> 00:07:48,469 Please Matty. - Rappie pie is not dessert. 216 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:51,092 It's chicken, it's potato, it's crunchy. 217 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:53,675 - I don't know what this rappie pie stuff is. 218 00:07:53,714 --> 00:07:54,854 It's a frigging dessert. 219 00:07:54,888 --> 00:07:57,168 Like he's won awards from his cheeseburgers 220 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,030 for freaks sakes. 221 00:07:58,063 --> 00:07:59,173 Like stick to what you know. 222 00:07:59,202 --> 00:08:01,172 - I wanna make them something that's really honest 223 00:08:01,204 --> 00:08:02,244 and a part of me, 224 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:03,904 and then fuckin' Randy fuckin idiot, 225 00:08:03,931 --> 00:08:06,211 he's just like "cheeseburgers." 226 00:08:06,244 --> 00:08:09,524 - If you do a good job, maybe I'll make you a cheeseburger. 227 00:08:09,558 --> 00:08:10,558 - You'll make me a cheeseburger? 228 00:08:10,593 --> 00:08:12,393 - Well maybe, if you carry the bags. 229 00:08:12,422 --> 00:08:13,842 I don't want you to be sad 230 00:08:13,872 --> 00:08:16,052 because I don't want some sad mother fucker walking around. 231 00:08:16,081 --> 00:08:16,911 - I'll carry the bags. 232 00:08:16,944 --> 00:08:18,224 - Okay, you carry the bags. 233 00:08:18,256 --> 00:08:20,086 - Yeah, I'll do it. - We gotta get the rappie pie. 234 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,570 And if you do a good job, you gotta help me. 235 00:08:22,605 --> 00:08:25,875 I'll make you a cheeseburger, okay? 236 00:08:25,919 --> 00:08:27,129 - Deal. 237 00:08:27,161 --> 00:08:28,541 - Okay, Randy. - Good grip. 238 00:08:28,577 --> 00:08:29,677 - Well, yeah strong hands. 239 00:08:29,716 --> 00:08:31,406 You got a strong hand, aye? 240 00:08:31,441 --> 00:08:32,271 - You're pretty handsome. 241 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,004 - Well, okay. 242 00:08:34,168 --> 00:08:35,338 We're gonna go get some fuckin rappie pie 243 00:08:35,376 --> 00:08:38,166 and maybe a cheeseburger for my cheeseburger boy here. 244 00:08:38,207 --> 00:08:41,757 [upbeat music plays] 245 00:08:41,797 --> 00:08:43,107 - Hey, what's going on man? 246 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,280 - [Butcher] Hey, watch the glass. 247 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:48,557 - [Matty] Fuckin' Randy, we're at the fuckin' butcher shop, 248 00:08:48,597 --> 00:08:51,247 and he presses his greasy fucking belly right 249 00:08:51,289 --> 00:08:55,569 into the glass, like a fucking goddamn feral gorilla. 250 00:08:55,604 --> 00:08:57,854 It had the fucking imprint on the glass. 251 00:08:57,882 --> 00:08:59,332 Gonna have to clean that up. 252 00:08:59,366 --> 00:09:00,816 Fuckin' get Hep C or something. 253 00:09:00,850 --> 00:09:02,370 Randy, he's just an animal. 254 00:09:02,403 --> 00:09:04,273 Just living outside of society. 255 00:09:05,821 --> 00:09:07,441 I need chicken for rappie pie. 256 00:09:07,477 --> 00:09:09,307 If you can just cut em in half. 257 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,691 - Yep. - That'd be great. 258 00:09:10,722 --> 00:09:12,862 And I'm trying to share something like fucking intimate 259 00:09:12,897 --> 00:09:15,177 and a part of my heritage with the boys. 260 00:09:15,209 --> 00:09:16,589 I wanna impress them. 261 00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:19,725 Be my first time hanging out with them, I wanna look cool. 262 00:09:19,766 --> 00:09:22,346 - [Butcher] Two pass, or you want it like that? 263 00:09:22,389 --> 00:09:23,839 - Just do it one more time. 264 00:09:24,909 --> 00:09:26,499 Oh yeah, that's gonna make the patties 265 00:09:26,531 --> 00:09:28,361 for the boys [laughs]. 266 00:09:28,395 --> 00:09:31,155 [upbeat music plays] 267 00:09:31,191 --> 00:09:33,611 - All right, boys all set, there's your beef. 268 00:09:33,642 --> 00:09:34,782 - [Randy] Yeah, looks awesome. 269 00:09:34,815 --> 00:09:36,915 - You gotta make sure for the rest 270 00:09:36,955 --> 00:09:38,605 of the day we gotta be really good. 271 00:09:38,647 --> 00:09:40,647 Rappie pie's important. 272 00:09:40,683 --> 00:09:42,033 - I believe you Matty. - Okay. 273 00:09:42,064 --> 00:09:44,314 - I believe you, I'm very excited. 274 00:09:44,342 --> 00:09:45,592 - [Butcher] So whose paying? 275 00:09:46,516 --> 00:09:48,446 - Julian's got us looked after. 276 00:09:48,484 --> 00:09:49,834 - Yeah. - Who's Julian? 277 00:09:50,762 --> 00:09:52,632 - Julian's got it. - Yeah. 278 00:09:52,661 --> 00:09:53,591 - Julian who owns 279 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:54,697 the trailer park. - Is he here? 280 00:09:54,732 --> 00:09:56,802 Has he got money on him? 281 00:09:56,837 --> 00:09:58,247 - Yeah, no, he's out in the car. 282 00:09:58,287 --> 00:09:59,557 - Oh Okay. - Julian. 283 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,259 I'm here to fucking cook for the boys. 284 00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:03,670 And I'm not fuckin' paying outta my fucking pocket. 285 00:10:03,706 --> 00:10:05,396 - You guys gonna come right back with the money? 286 00:10:05,432 --> 00:10:06,782 - Yeah, absolutely, thank you. 287 00:10:06,813 --> 00:10:09,063 - Very nice meeting you. - Nice to meet guys. 288 00:10:09,091 --> 00:10:10,201 - Enjoy the meat. - Randy, let's go. 289 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:11,020 - Let's go, thanks. - Okay. 290 00:10:12,025 --> 00:10:13,335 - [Matty] I feel bad for that butcher shop. 291 00:10:13,371 --> 00:10:16,651 But [groans] it seems like everyone gets dicked coming 292 00:10:16,685 --> 00:10:17,715 down here. 293 00:10:17,755 --> 00:10:21,025 [upbeat music plays] 294 00:10:22,587 --> 00:10:23,447 - [Randy] Are we gonna make cheeseburgers first 295 00:10:23,484 --> 00:10:25,254 before the rappie pie, please? 296 00:10:25,279 --> 00:10:26,109 - Dude, we got... 297 00:10:26,142 --> 00:10:27,322 I wanted to really make sure 298 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:29,840 that the rappie pie is perfect for the boys. 299 00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:31,800 - I'm famished, I need a cheeseburger. 300 00:10:31,838 --> 00:10:33,178 - Okay, just if we so if we stop... 301 00:10:33,218 --> 00:10:34,878 We need to stop talking about the cheeseburgers. 302 00:10:34,910 --> 00:10:36,150 I'll show you how to make the cheeseburger. 303 00:10:36,187 --> 00:10:37,597 - You will? - Yeah, I'll get you. 304 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,667 We're gonna fucking do it. 305 00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:39,947 We'll just do the fucking cheeseburger. 306 00:10:39,984 --> 00:10:41,644 Rappie pie, I'll fuckin', we'll do later. 307 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:42,775 - [claps] Cheeseburgers. 308 00:10:42,814 --> 00:10:44,644 - [Matty] Okay, fuck I hate cheeseburgers. 309 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,888 [upbeat music plays] 310 00:10:45,921 --> 00:10:48,751 You like big patties, or do you like small patties? 311 00:10:48,786 --> 00:10:51,266 - I like smaller patties, but with more of them. 312 00:10:51,305 --> 00:10:52,405 - Okay, more of them, 313 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,454 - Like multiple. 314 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,970 - Pat, like they're triple stackers. 315 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:56,690 - Sure. 316 00:10:56,725 --> 00:10:58,065 - Okay so can you make balls? 317 00:10:58,105 --> 00:11:00,415 Kinda wanna, like make meatballs. 318 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,762 Like that, is that okay? 319 00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:05,289 And as you do that, I'm gonna make some secret sauce. 320 00:11:05,319 --> 00:11:07,109 - [Randy] How come mine looks like an egg? 321 00:11:07,149 --> 00:11:08,739 - Well, you gotta fuckin" pay attention. 322 00:11:08,771 --> 00:11:10,291 You gotta work really hard right now. 323 00:11:10,324 --> 00:11:12,054 - [Randy] You don't squish the balls hard. 324 00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:14,915 - No you you're gentle, firm but fair. 325 00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:16,160 - Look, that's almost perfect. 326 00:11:16,192 --> 00:11:18,402 - Okay, just a little bit smaller. 327 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:20,683 - [Randy] Freak sakes. 328 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:23,484 - So I got yellow mustard, ketchup, 329 00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:26,270 and then we're gonna do mayo, right? 330 00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:28,096 And then these sauces. 331 00:11:29,619 --> 00:11:31,069 That's what makes special sauce. 332 00:11:31,104 --> 00:11:32,524 And then I'm gonna cut an onion. 333 00:11:32,553 --> 00:11:33,423 I'm gonna share your cuttin... 334 00:11:33,451 --> 00:11:34,211 Can I share the cutting board? 335 00:11:34,245 --> 00:11:35,415 - Sure. 336 00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:38,423 - [Matty] What's your favorite cheeseburger? 337 00:11:38,456 --> 00:11:41,046 - The one that I'm just about getting ready to eat. 338 00:11:41,079 --> 00:11:41,869 - That's your favorite one? 339 00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:43,318 You haven't even had it. 340 00:11:43,357 --> 00:11:45,737 - Well, I'm just saying that it's like every cheeseburger, 341 00:11:45,774 --> 00:11:47,404 some cheeseburgers are better than others. 342 00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:50,230 Just, I don't like it if it's a dried up piece 343 00:11:50,261 --> 00:11:51,331 of frigging shit, I don't like that. 344 00:11:51,365 --> 00:11:52,635 - No. - No. 345 00:11:52,677 --> 00:11:54,607 - [Matty] Julian likes fuckin' well done bullshit, 346 00:11:54,644 --> 00:11:55,344 doesn't he? 347 00:11:55,369 --> 00:11:56,409 - Well Julian, yeah. 348 00:11:56,439 --> 00:11:58,509 He likes them lean, he's got the muscles. 349 00:11:58,545 --> 00:11:59,995 - He's got fuckin' so many muscles. 350 00:12:00,029 --> 00:12:01,719 And then some pickles, do you like pickles? 351 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,925 - Love pickles. - Okay, we got pickles. 352 00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:06,213 [Matty grunts] - And sausage. 353 00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:07,592 Do you like sausage? 354 00:12:07,623 --> 00:12:08,733 - Yeah, but not for this. 355 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,452 - Well, I'm just.. 356 00:12:10,488 --> 00:12:11,348 You know, about that long. 357 00:12:11,385 --> 00:12:13,175 - Oh Randy. 358 00:12:13,215 --> 00:12:14,245 [harmonica plays] So I'm just gonna cut this 359 00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:15,485 on raw beef. 360 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:18,527 Always make sure you got raw beef on your cutting board. 361 00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:20,772 Cause you know what? 362 00:12:20,809 --> 00:12:22,119 We're in the trailer park. 363 00:12:22,155 --> 00:12:24,325 - [Randy] You're not supposed to cut stuff on raw beef. 364 00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:26,374 - Do you like eating tartare, steak tartare? 365 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,230 Have you ever had? 366 00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:28,303 - I don't like tar. 367 00:12:29,576 --> 00:12:31,646 - No it's not tar, tartare. 368 00:12:31,681 --> 00:12:32,541 Have you ever had-- 369 00:12:32,579 --> 00:12:33,549 - Tarter sauce, yeah. 370 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,270 - No, it's not tarter sauce. 371 00:12:35,306 --> 00:12:36,166 Okay, nevermind. 372 00:12:36,894 --> 00:12:40,174 [upbeat music plays] 373 00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:53,736 - [Bubbles] What's going on, it's Bubbles here. 374 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,093 Fuckin trying not to freak out. 375 00:12:56,120 --> 00:13:00,400 I'm about to go into Classified Studio. 376 00:13:00,434 --> 00:13:01,574 Where it all goes down. 377 00:13:01,608 --> 00:13:02,888 Where he makes the hits. 378 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,230 I got T here with me. 379 00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:05,436 T got me in tonight. 380 00:13:05,474 --> 00:13:06,344 - Listen. 381 00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:07,031 - T Thanks for getting me in. 382 00:13:07,062 --> 00:13:08,442 - When you come up 383 00:13:08,477 --> 00:13:10,167 in this mother fucker, don't make a fool to yourself, yo. 384 00:13:10,203 --> 00:13:12,213 - I won't, I'll try not to. - We gonna hold it down. 385 00:13:12,239 --> 00:13:13,139 We gonna spit some real shit, yo. 386 00:13:13,171 --> 00:13:14,521 You know what it is. - Okay. 387 00:13:14,552 --> 00:13:16,692 I don't normally get into places like this. 388 00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:19,376 - But you know what it is though, right? 389 00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:21,079 - I think I do - Listen. 390 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,970 Your two other friends, they ain't here. 391 00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:25,049 Listen, I got you. 392 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,050 You just be yourself. 393 00:13:26,081 --> 00:13:27,431 - So it's just me and T. 394 00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:28,841 - It's me and you, I got you. 395 00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:30,087 You cool though, don't worry. 396 00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:32,739 - I don't normally get into places like this. 397 00:13:32,777 --> 00:13:34,187 T vouched for me. 398 00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:37,057 And he's like, "Bubbles will be cool, he won't fuck around". 399 00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:38,852 - He fucking better be. 400 00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:39,847 You know what it is. 401 00:13:39,888 --> 00:13:41,438 - I will T. - He's my problem. 402 00:13:41,475 --> 00:13:43,025 This motherfucker. - I will T, thank you. 403 00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:45,723 [rap music playing] - Yeah I'm just... 404 00:13:45,755 --> 00:13:47,135 You know, I'm in the fucking right 405 00:13:47,171 --> 00:13:49,451 in the recording room here. 406 00:13:49,483 --> 00:13:52,253 This is where they do the vocals, right here. 407 00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:53,139 Look at this. 408 00:13:53,177 --> 00:13:54,177 So if I could just shoot a little bit 409 00:13:54,212 --> 00:13:55,322 of stuff while you're rapping 410 00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:57,771 then this would be fucking decent. 411 00:13:57,802 --> 00:13:58,632 - "Peeping In The Window?" 412 00:13:58,665 --> 00:14:00,215 Is that what you want to do? 413 00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:00,813 Let's do it. 414 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,080 [upbeat rap music plays] 415 00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:04,767 ♪ Who's that peepin in your window window ♪ 416 00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:07,049 ♪ Class representing outta Enfield ♪ 417 00:14:07,087 --> 00:14:08,257 ♪ Got a habit I been after something ♪ 418 00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:10,395 I dunno if you wanted it creepy, I did it creepy. 419 00:14:10,435 --> 00:14:13,465 - Quake Matthews doesn't fuck around baby. 420 00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:17,127 [upbeat rap music playing] 421 00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:21,545 This is where all the recording happens right here. 422 00:14:21,584 --> 00:14:23,244 It's got all the fancy gear. 423 00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:25,899 - What's up. 424 00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:28,144 - Classified right there. 425 00:14:28,177 --> 00:14:29,827 ♪ I'm trynna show em what I'm worth ♪ 426 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,529 ♪ So I'm working till I suffocate ♪ 427 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,630 ♪ Nobody wants to die over worked and under paid ♪ 428 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:38,186 [upbeat rap music plays] 429 00:14:39,464 --> 00:14:40,984 - That's a bad ass rapper. 430 00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:43,428 One of these days, I'm gonna take you on. 431 00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:46,058 - [chuckles] You know what, I'm ready for you, Bubbs. 432 00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:49,032 - Could you teach me how to, you know, do some battle rap? 433 00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,410 - You wanna stick around an hour after 434 00:14:50,441 --> 00:14:51,721 this if you have time? 435 00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,412 We can go through your basics and stuff like that. 436 00:14:53,444 --> 00:14:55,724 - That's weird. [man in striped shirt laughs] 437 00:14:55,756 --> 00:14:57,616 Stick around afterwards. 438 00:14:58,656 --> 00:15:01,936 ♪ Shameless, the way I'm so 439 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,760 ♪ Get to flipping like a Honda 440 00:15:03,799 --> 00:15:06,659 ♪ Motorola phone I'll blow you're fucking tongue out ♪ 441 00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:08,108 ♪ Bitch say something boy 442 00:15:08,148 --> 00:15:09,428 ♪ Lane checker 443 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:10,250 ♪ Put us the map 444 00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:10,978 ♪ Cause I'm a legend 445 00:15:11,013 --> 00:15:12,193 ♪ Get it 446 00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:14,151 ♪ East coast West Coast know I got the ♪ 447 00:15:14,189 --> 00:15:15,259 - [Bubbles] Everybody's right on the liquor. 448 00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:16,263 - [Man In Striped Shirt] Yeah. 449 00:15:16,294 --> 00:15:18,924 - Go down to Sobies to the fish department. 450 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,022 Grab a big cod and start socking on his lips. 451 00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:22,088 That's what it tastes like. 452 00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:24,028 - Who hasn't done that? [men laugh] 453 00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:25,931 - [Producer] Bubbles do you play guitar? 454 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:26,819 - Yeah. 455 00:15:26,856 --> 00:15:28,196 - Yeah do you wanna-- 456 00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:30,027 - [Bubbles] You want me to try to put some guitar? 457 00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:31,277 I'll fuckin' put some guitar on there. 458 00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:32,409 - Put some guitar on that shit man. 459 00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:33,788 - It matches your shirt and everything. 460 00:15:33,829 --> 00:15:36,309 - Holy fuck, look at that. 461 00:15:36,349 --> 00:15:39,899 Look at that, special order. [men laugh] 462 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,219 [upbeat guitar music plays] 463 00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:45,532 Are you looking for country western or? 464 00:15:45,565 --> 00:15:49,085 [upbeat rap music plays] 465 00:15:53,435 --> 00:15:58,645 [guitar playing] [upbeat rap music plays] 466 00:16:05,102 --> 00:16:07,242 Just wait, let me roll my sleeve up. 467 00:16:07,276 --> 00:16:09,106 My sleeve's getting tangled up. 468 00:16:10,107 --> 00:16:11,277 - [Producer] Come on folks. 469 00:16:11,315 --> 00:16:13,585 Lets get serious about this shit dude. 470 00:16:13,627 --> 00:16:15,557 ♪ I got a habit I been at this like an addict ♪ 471 00:16:15,595 --> 00:16:20,975 [upbeat guitar music plays] [upbeat rap music plays] 472 00:16:39,446 --> 00:16:42,306 - [Producer] Fuck Bubbs, you killed that shit. 473 00:16:42,346 --> 00:16:43,236 [upbeat guitar music plays] 474 00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:45,348 - Come on. - It's over. 475 00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:47,043 - [Producer] All right, I'm gonna need three quarters 476 00:16:47,075 --> 00:16:48,245 of the publishing. 477 00:16:49,077 --> 00:16:50,527 - Okay. 478 00:16:50,561 --> 00:16:53,051 [men laugh] 479 00:16:53,081 --> 00:16:55,361 T I hope I'm not embarrassing ya. 480 00:16:55,393 --> 00:16:57,953 I know you got me in here tonight. 481 00:16:57,982 --> 00:16:59,052 And I'm right on the liquor. 482 00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:00,467 I hope I'm not embarrassing ya. 483 00:17:00,502 --> 00:17:02,812 - Nope, we good, we on the same lane. 484 00:17:02,849 --> 00:17:03,709 - Decent. 485 00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:07,609 [chill music plays] 486 00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:21,184 - It's almost dinner time, and I am fucking pumped. 487 00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:22,212 It's chicken finger day. 488 00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:24,008 The greatest fucking day of the week. 489 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,083 I mean, it's the little things in jail 490 00:17:25,113 --> 00:17:27,363 that really make being in jail worthwhile. 491 00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:29,081 And chicken finger day to me is like, 492 00:17:29,117 --> 00:17:30,567 I don't know, going to the Olympics. 493 00:17:30,601 --> 00:17:34,121 I mean, not as one of the athletical guys or whatever, 494 00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:35,636 but you know, someone that works there, 495 00:17:35,675 --> 00:17:38,435 and is pumped up cause well it's the fuckin' Olympics. 496 00:17:38,471 --> 00:17:41,231 Anyway, I'm fucking pumped, it's the Olympics. 497 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:43,987 Yeah, chicken finger day boys. 498 00:17:44,028 --> 00:17:44,988 - You're gonna be disappointed brother, 499 00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:45,999 there's not no fingers. 500 00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:47,170 - What are you talking about? 501 00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:48,724 - We'll check it. - Get me a fuckin' tray man. 502 00:17:48,757 --> 00:17:50,237 - [Man With Goatee] Rick, tell fucking Billy 503 00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:52,236 that peas and carrots are frozen, man. 504 00:17:52,278 --> 00:17:54,208 You guys' peas and carrots frozen? 505 00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:57,485 Fuck, it's not even cooked, man. 506 00:17:57,524 --> 00:17:58,874 - [Ricky] Oh man. 507 00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:01,393 What the fuck is that? 508 00:18:01,425 --> 00:18:02,495 - [Billy] Chicken nuggets. 509 00:18:02,529 --> 00:18:04,049 - [Ricky] It's chicken finger day. 510 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,153 - [Billy] Yeah, it's the same thing. 511 00:18:05,187 --> 00:18:06,527 - [Ricky] No, it's not. 512 00:18:06,568 --> 00:18:07,948 - [Billy] Yeah, it is, it's the same thing. 513 00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:09,123 - I want some fucking chicken fingers. 514 00:18:09,157 --> 00:18:10,117 It's chicken finger day. 515 00:18:10,158 --> 00:18:11,118 - Here watch. 516 00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:12,509 Chicken finger, two nuggets. 517 00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:14,539 Two nuggets, chicken finger, same thing. 518 00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:15,846 - [Ricky] No, it's not the same thing. 519 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,817 Where are the fucking good kind chicken fingers? 520 00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:18,985 - Ricky's mental battle 521 00:18:19,028 --> 00:18:21,198 over chicken fingers versus chicken nuggets 522 00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:23,758 has been going on as long as I can remember. 523 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:24,862 Since we were little guys. 524 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,236 And I think it started with Ray, 525 00:18:26,277 --> 00:18:28,517 cause Ray always thought the chicken fingers were a part 526 00:18:28,555 --> 00:18:31,385 of the chicken wing that actually came right off the bird. 527 00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,180 And that nuggets were just compressed meat 528 00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:34,695 from various areas. 529 00:18:34,734 --> 00:18:37,254 And he taught that to Ricky and it stuck. 530 00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:40,328 And it's been going on and I mean, thank fucking god 531 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:41,950 he doesn't know what pop corn chicken 532 00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:43,782 or chicken tenders even are yet. 533 00:18:43,812 --> 00:18:44,882 - [Ricky] Do you have any fucking chicken fingers 534 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:45,846 back there? 535 00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:48,203 - No, I just have chicken nuggets. 536 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,440 It's the same thing. - Okay. 537 00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:52,554 Wanna play like that, do ya? 538 00:18:52,579 --> 00:18:53,439 Fucking, Jesus. 539 00:18:54,374 --> 00:18:55,274 - [Female Officer] What's Ricky doing? 540 00:18:55,306 --> 00:18:57,136 - He's in an awful hurry. 541 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,210 [female officer laughs] 542 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,420 - He's worked up about something. 543 00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:01,829 - [Female officer] What is that? 544 00:19:01,864 --> 00:19:03,214 Does he have a shank? 545 00:19:03,245 --> 00:19:04,135 - [Officer With Glasses] He's got a shank, 546 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,137 and he's threatening the chef. 547 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,278 - I'm not doing the paperwork. 548 00:19:06,317 --> 00:19:08,837 - Do not threaten me with that toothbrush. 549 00:19:08,871 --> 00:19:09,801 - Go in the fuckin' freezer 550 00:19:09,838 --> 00:19:11,358 and get some fucking fingers for me only. 551 00:19:11,391 --> 00:19:13,011 I don't care, these guys are fine with chicken nuggets, 552 00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:14,908 I'm not. - I don't have any. 553 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,326 Just take the nuggets, come on. 554 00:19:16,362 --> 00:19:19,092 - I'm not eating that fucking ball and cock gut bullshit. 555 00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:20,373 - [Billy] Just take a step back. 556 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,610 We can all calm down. 557 00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:23,163 - He's right, they taste the same. 558 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:24,056 - No, they don't. 559 00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:24,963 - [Billy] It's the same thing, 560 00:19:24,991 --> 00:19:25,961 - [Ricky] Those are bullshit. 561 00:19:25,992 --> 00:19:27,202 They're not even the good kind. 562 00:19:27,235 --> 00:19:29,195 - Look, do you see any fucking beaks or balls, 563 00:19:29,237 --> 00:19:30,307 or cocks or anything? 564 00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:31,481 - Doesn't even look like real chicken, 565 00:19:31,515 --> 00:19:33,305 - Its all white fucking meat. 566 00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:34,214 - [Male Officer] For the love of fuck, 567 00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:35,072 what's goin on in here? 568 00:19:35,104 --> 00:19:36,144 - Fuck off 569 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,245 - [Male Officer] Jesus, fuck Ricky. 570 00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:38,379 - [Ricky] What the fuck is this bullshit? 571 00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:39,558 It says chicken finger day. 572 00:19:39,592 --> 00:19:41,702 And he's got chicken balls here. 573 00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:42,842 - [Female Officer] What? 574 00:19:42,871 --> 00:19:44,321 - [Billy] They're nuggets, they're chicken nuggets. 575 00:19:44,355 --> 00:19:46,145 - [Ricky] Yeah, chicken bullshit is what it is. 576 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,215 - [Female Officer] What's the difference? 577 00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:48,185 - I want some good kind chicken fingers, 578 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,361 or I'm fucking shankin' Billy. 579 00:19:49,395 --> 00:19:50,735 - [Male Officer] What are you serving up here? 580 00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:52,945 - [Billy] Chicken nuggets, frozen vegetables, 581 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,994 tarts salad, delicious. 582 00:19:56,436 --> 00:19:58,746 - Put the fucking shank down - Look at fucking sign. 583 00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:01,373 - We'll get you some top quality, A plus. 584 00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:04,407 We'll have one of the fucking guards run out to Costco. 585 00:20:04,444 --> 00:20:05,654 Is that gonna make you happy? 586 00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:07,307 - Yeah, it's gonna make me very fucking happy. 587 00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:08,354 - And I want chicken fingers 588 00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:09,349 on chicken finger day from now on. 589 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,590 Not this nugget bullshit. 590 00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:14,247 So, I'm gonna get some chicken fingers? 591 00:20:14,282 --> 00:20:15,112 - [Male Officer] We're gonna get you 592 00:20:15,144 --> 00:20:15,974 some chicken fingers, Rick. 593 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,697 - Yeah, see Billy. 594 00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:18,703 Great fucking. 595 00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:19,874 - Now gimme the shank. - It's not a shank. 596 00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:21,218 It's a toothbrush with a tooth pick built in. 597 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,394 Just so we're clear. 598 00:20:22,428 --> 00:20:24,188 - [Male Officer] Yeah, and this is my vibrator. 599 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,223 Hand it over. 600 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,228 We'll get you a new one of these. 601 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,469 - [Ricky] All right, I feel good. 602 00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:30,442 Chicken finger day is not fuckin' ruined [sighs]. 603 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:31,400 - [Male Officer] Would you like red wine 604 00:20:31,437 --> 00:20:33,437 or white wine with that? 605 00:20:33,473 --> 00:20:35,373 - Sparkling white would be great. 606 00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:38,715 All right, this is good boys. 607 00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:40,004 - [Male Officer] We'll make sure we get this. 608 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,961 - Enjoy your shitty nuggets [laughs]. 609 00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:44,759 You should have waited for the good fucking chicken fingers. 610 00:20:44,795 --> 00:20:45,865 Fucking dummies. 611 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,450 I'll be in my fucking cell. 612 00:20:48,488 --> 00:20:49,488 I want them delivered. 613 00:20:49,524 --> 00:20:50,874 - What's he talking about? 614 00:20:50,904 --> 00:20:52,154 That's fucking quality. 615 00:20:52,181 --> 00:20:53,461 - [Billy] Yeah, I know. 616 00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,470 - I knew those guys were fucking gonna gimme what I want. 617 00:20:59,499 --> 00:21:03,019 I mean, they know I'm not gonna shank Billy probably. 618 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,444 I like Billy. 619 00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:05,440 And I know they're fucking watching the fights tonight, 620 00:21:05,471 --> 00:21:06,581 so their fucking lazy. 621 00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:07,540 They don't wanna do a bunch of paperwork 622 00:21:07,576 --> 00:21:08,576 and be late getting outta here. 623 00:21:08,612 --> 00:21:11,412 So fuck them, I out smarted them. 624 00:21:11,442 --> 00:21:13,442 - Pay per view is $120. 625 00:21:13,479 --> 00:21:14,689 Not gonna waste my money 626 00:21:14,721 --> 00:21:18,211 over some fucking chicken nugget fight, stupid. 627 00:21:18,242 --> 00:21:19,862 He wasn't gonna shank him. 628 00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:20,899 He wasn't serious. 629 00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:22,384 And if he did, I wouldn't have to blame him. 630 00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:24,699 - $1,200 Limit, are you kidding me? 631 00:21:24,731 --> 00:21:27,771 I've got $1.75 million in assets. 632 00:21:29,046 --> 00:21:31,216 Oh, I understand that, I'm not working right now 633 00:21:31,255 --> 00:21:33,835 because I have so much money in assets, okay? 634 00:21:34,638 --> 00:21:36,158 I think you guys gotta go back-- 635 00:21:36,191 --> 00:21:38,161 - Julian, I got to to talk to you. 636 00:21:38,193 --> 00:21:39,683 - Aight, just a moment please. 637 00:21:39,712 --> 00:21:40,262 What Bubbs? 638 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,469 - I gotta talk to you. 639 00:21:41,507 --> 00:21:43,607 - I'm trying to apply for a fucking credit card. 640 00:21:43,647 --> 00:21:46,717 - Did you have any of the checking fingers Ricky's eating? 641 00:21:46,753 --> 00:21:48,653 - No, he won't fucking share them with me. 642 00:21:48,686 --> 00:21:50,686 - Well, we got a fucking situation. 643 00:21:50,723 --> 00:21:53,483 The guys are saying Ronnie rubbed them all over his bag 644 00:21:53,519 --> 00:21:55,419 before he gave them to Ricky. 645 00:21:55,452 --> 00:21:56,252 - Oh my fuck. 646 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,180 No, he didn't. 647 00:21:57,212 --> 00:21:58,592 - He had them up his ass crack. 648 00:21:58,627 --> 00:22:02,007 He had them in between his bag and his legs doing a dance. 649 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,224 - Okay, so what do you want me to do? 650 00:22:04,253 --> 00:22:05,533 - Oh, we gotta tell him, don't we? 651 00:22:05,565 --> 00:22:07,635 - No, we're not gonna fucking tell him. 652 00:22:07,671 --> 00:22:10,501 Do you want him to retaliate against fucking Ronnie? 653 00:22:10,536 --> 00:22:12,746 You know what that's gonna fuckin do? 654 00:22:12,779 --> 00:22:14,369 - Do we just let him eat the fucking things? 655 00:22:14,402 --> 00:22:15,992 They were all over his bag. 656 00:22:16,024 --> 00:22:16,924 - Okay, he's had one or two 657 00:22:16,956 --> 00:22:18,026 or three or four of them. 658 00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:19,650 They've been fucking dipped in his bag. 659 00:22:19,683 --> 00:22:21,373 Just let him continue to eat the rest of them. 660 00:22:21,409 --> 00:22:24,199 He doesn't know obviously, okay? 661 00:22:24,239 --> 00:22:25,899 What does bag even taste like? 662 00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:28,140 - I don't know, but it don't feel right knowing 663 00:22:28,174 --> 00:22:28,934 that he's eating that. 664 00:22:28,968 --> 00:22:30,248 And I'm just letting him. 665 00:22:30,279 --> 00:22:34,009 - Just make sure nobody else fucking tells him, okay? 666 00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,042 - This is fucked. 667 00:22:35,077 --> 00:22:36,147 - I know it's fucked. 668 00:22:37,459 --> 00:22:40,499 ♪ Fucking for centuries 669 00:22:40,531 --> 00:22:44,541 ♪ I've been fucking for centuries ♪ 670 00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:47,880 ♪ And disappointing you getting me tough ♪ 671 00:22:47,918 --> 00:22:48,778 - Good singing Bubbs. 672 00:22:49,609 --> 00:22:50,849 - It's gonna be a good night boys. 673 00:22:50,886 --> 00:22:53,606 - All right, boys, lets get go some liquor drinks. 674 00:22:53,648 --> 00:22:55,958 - Karaoke and we're singing "Fucking For Centuries". 675 00:22:55,995 --> 00:22:59,335 ♪ I have been Fucking for centuries. ♪ 676 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:04,418 [birds chirping] [calm music plays] 677 00:23:04,935 --> 00:23:07,655 [motor running] 678 00:23:14,910 --> 00:23:17,570 [birds cawing] 679 00:23:20,985 --> 00:23:23,915 [tense tone plays] 680 00:23:27,647 --> 00:23:29,717 - [Narrator] Fuck off. 681 00:23:29,767 --> 00:23:34,317 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0